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Top 3 Dogs I Wouldn’t Want to Own as a Dog Trainer

Ever wondered which dogs I, as a professional dog trainer, would steer clear of owning? In my latest blog, I share my candid opinions on the top three breeds that just don’t make the cut for me. From the feisty Chihuahua to the health-challenged Pug, and the majestic but impractical Caucasian Mountain Dog – discover why these dogs aren’t on my wishlist. Plus, get some practical tips on choosing the right dog for your lifestyle. Curious? Read on for a light-hearted yet insightful look into the world of dog ownership!

Today, we’re diving into a topic that might ruffle some fur but needs addressing: the top three dogs I wouldn’t want to own as a dog trainer. Now, don’t get me wrong, every dog has its charm, but there are certain breeds that just don’t fit into my lifestyle or training preferences. So, let’s jump in!

1. The Chihuahua – Pocket-Sized Demons

Let’s start with the Chihuahua. These little guys might fit in your handbag, but don’t let their size fool you. Chihuahuas are like tiny tornadoes of teeth and attitude. Imagine trying to train a dog that thinks it’s ten feet tall and bulletproof.

Why wouldn’t I want one? Well, Chihuahuas seem to have a built-in defense mechanism that involves biting anything and everything. I’ve worked with rescue dogs with mental issues, but these little rascals can give even the most seasoned trainer a run for their money. Their feistiness is cute to some, but for me, it’s like trying to tame a miniature lion on caffeine.

2. The Pug – A Health Crisis on Four Legs

Next up, we have the Pug. Oh, Pugs, those adorable squished faces and bulging eyes can melt your heart, but let’s talk reality. Pugs in their current form are a genetic health crisis. They have so many health issues that owning one feels like having a lifetime subscription to the vet’s office.

Why wouldn’t I want one? The constant wheezing, the struggle to breathe, and the plethora of other health problems make Pugs a challenging pet. Until breeders start focusing on bringing back the longer-nosed, healthier Pug, it’s a no from me. It’s like adopting a bundle of medical bills with a tail.

3. The Caucasian Mountain Dog – A Bear in a Dog Suit

Lastly, the Caucasian Mountain Dog. This breed is majestic, powerful, and incredibly loyal. But here’s the kicker – they’re designed to guard livestock in rugged mountain terrains against predators like wolves and bears.

Why wouldn’t I want one? Simple – I don’t live in the mountains, and I don’t have livestock to protect. These dogs are enormous, hairy, and require a specific environment to thrive. Owning one in a suburban setting would be like having a bear in a dog suit lounging on your couch. It’s just not practical.

Final Thoughts

Every dog breed has its unique traits and quirks. As a dog trainer, I’ve encountered all kinds, and while these three breeds might not fit into my life, they could be perfect for someone else. Remember, choosing a dog is about finding the right match for your lifestyle and needs.

If you’re considering getting a dog, think about your living situation, your ability to handle potential health issues, and the dog’s natural instincts and behaviors. And if you ever need help with training or advice, you know where to find me!

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